Monday, September 22, 2008

bad dream


i juz woke up from a horrible dream
about jelly

but i'm convinced its not jelly
juz someone who look like jelly
cos jelly will never do that

if not
i kill her
God never disappoints

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k k k
study for my supp paper
exams in 3 hours time
FIGHT!

September 21, 2008




the one wit the waggily tail


duck brain - nice!


brain eater


jelly lost $30 to imps


to think it should be rather boring for james to eat wit us
imagine ur dad sells oyster omelette, u din tell me
then i bring u eat oyster omelette
how lively?


CHEONG KEE BONELESS BRAISED DUCK
its located behind the old Wen Hua cinema
at Kallang Bahru, Jalan Besar - GO TRY IT!


my baby
how pretty?
i can spot 3 differences, can u?


dagger dagger dagger dagger
(knife knife knife knife)


dear God..
how handsome am i?



mat!



k k k
study and fuck off from TP


wat the pong?
multi-tasking?


cheers to syrup limau


thai nasi goreng mr. prata
not-so-fantastic


lamb chops - indian muslim style
sorry, but taste like mutton char siew


how jian?
they split one prawn and distance it
so the rice look prawn-ful


keema naan


plain naan


lich king?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

WASTED KINDNESS

this little f*cker said he want to eat IKEA hotdog so much
so i remembered on my trip to IKEA and bought for him
when i leaving i sms him to come down, he said ok
then he MIA

next day he msn me
i ask him if he wanna explain wat happen yesterday
he say "knock out lor"
i said "then wake up already dunno how to inform?
no apologies, no nothing?"
he say "sorry lor, i get the idea"

knn
i give u kindness, u take me as a fool?
u are infilial to your parents
thats your problem
u think u are a philanderer
thats also your problem

u have no itegrity for ur words
u do not deserve to be treated wit respect as a man
u dun appreciate kindness
u do not deserve kindness
if u happen to read this
dun let me see ur face again
our ties end here
恩断义绝
September 21, 2009 1700hrs

i get angry
because i care
u dun deserve it




Signed,
Leong Ming En

September 20, 2008 - IKEA


"i want gravlax!"












miam miam


then again..
one day i'll buy u home


wat life?
IKEA creates this blow-up dolls fishes


help..







i know pasir ris park has got a lot of these thing-things


she wanna buy this baby blankie


evil evil monkey


dun ever lend books to ur frens
who reads in the bathroom



james posed me in this
wat? wat? wat?





ah beng
huang qiu sheng's son





"mummy pls keep my kitchen clean -lisa"


dry martini, maybe








james look so cute in this photo
any paedophile interested
drop me an email
to arrange for an interview


life







how cute






how lame?
see the ah neh's expression (background)





this taxi driver is ali baba racer
see his racing gloves