Wednesday, July 23, 2008

LETS GO!

i dun believe it
i juz dreamt that i'm supposed to deliver
this paper umbrella that has a ghost residing in it
it has this palm size amulet on it
that prevents the ghost from escaping
qian nv you hun?

everyday i tell myself 10 times
"i have no emotions"
before i start school or work
OK LETS GO!

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FAQs
for those questions that i get everyday
read this FAQ so i dun have to repeat myself

Have you played this game?
there're 3 games that i'll never play on PSP
1. Loco Roco
2. Spongebob Squarepants Yellow Avenger
3. Worms

Where have you MIA-ed to?
i'm doing my 3.1 now in TP Campus
1. i get at least 3 people asking me daily
"eh? you not in sentosa meh?"
2. i have NOT graduated! goodness!
i get so many people asking me where i working now
i try not to stay in school as much as possible
when i finish, i dun hang around
when i'm around, i'm at my corner discreetly
if u're looking for me, sms me

How are your "wings"?
They're pretty fine. Thanks..
It doesn't hurt anymore
So dun bother threatening to hit me on the back

You got new girlfriend?
Nope. Taiwanese is NOT my girlfriend.
Stay tuned for your answer..

Why you suddenly so close to Mason/Wilson?
I dunno how to answer this question
i've never met them till sem 3.1
i guess i'll use bryan kheh's answer
"smokers always got more things to say to each other
retainees always stick together"
note that its not "birds of the same feather"
3 of us are super different at extreme ends
mason is nasty to the max
wilson is gay to the max
i'm just pure evil and brainless to the max
wats the similarity? we smoke, are crazy and like to bully teachers

Where is your camera?
I suppose you're referring to my HOLGA 120 GCFN
i stopped bringing it out unless when i go for photoshoots
especially when its always raining lately
and lens are very afraid of moisture

When are you gonna stop smoking?
Many of you already know
that this is my 10th year anniversary with tobacco
i'm saying goodbye to them today
yes, today

I handsome or not?
Yes, wilson.
you are the most hamsome guy in the universe
you dun look fat/gay in photographs
you're also most cool, cute, intelligent, charming, rich, sporty,
(plus 250 to all stats) imbal.. etc
you are also a designer and photographer
STOP ASKING ME EVERYDAY!
(and sometimes twice a day)

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wilson's ex blogged that statistics shows
out of 10 men, 7 would cheat once or more in their lifetime
please la, statistics also show that
out of 10 women, 7 would cheat once or more in their lifetime
i've cheated and been cheated
and i've plenty of friends who do too

its just about when u wake up yourself
or when you meet the right one
u'll suddenly go blind
to all the other girls out there unconsciously
but u'll only realise it after you're broken

but ultimately i think
life is not about meeting the right one anymore
there is no right one
the person may suit u entirely
but so wat?
ultimately, u'll break up
married also will divorce
dun divorce, one of you also will die

there's no such thing as true love
there WAS, but not anymore
it is just a myth
dun believe too much into it

just read seejin's blog also
i'll never eat Aston's again
never ever..

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