MISCALCULATION

ok i think i made a miscalculation this time
i will not live to 35
from the syndromes
i suspect i got some stomach cancer shit or something

juz remember to give more 白金 at my funeral
and NO ONE is supposed to cry - VERY IMPORTANT
i like sunflowers and daisies
dun put some dead ppl chrysanthmun shit
thats for making tea
please dun put my PSP in my coffin
it'll explode in the incinerator
please go according to my stupid will

one small request
can i have a small band to sing
Eddy Grant - Gimme Hope Joanna
and every visitor shall bring a stick
i'll leave instructions on wat to do wit the stick
when the song is performed

ok talk cock aside
if i really die
dun let anyone cry
play some happy music
and talk about how fucked up i have been in my life
good riddance and all
everyone will go up the stage and talk about at least one fucked up thing i did
so that in my afterlife, next life or whatever
i can be a better person
before you burn me
play Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
one last time

thanks all