ken came over and talk cock and chill wit me
we chatted till 4am in the morning
we could really talk forever
i had to go cos i need to pang sai
hahhaa..
then when i reached home, peggy msn-ed me till 4:30am
thanks for the heads up on Mr. "I'll be your best friend"
when i switched off the lights to sleep,
my dad came knocking on my door cos its time for Malacca
my kiasu dad made me wait 15min for the first bus
to another bus stop, waited 40min for another first bus
and we reached like 1hr early before the coach came
my dad said "its always good to be early"
gawd! a bit too early right?
bus full of old geezers
nice relaxing lifestyle
wouldn't it be nice?
oh man.. they have 24hrs KFC!
more old people
let me introduce this place again
this is a traditional physician's clinic
the old man helps these ppl "thread" their ears
cos u know old ppl have blurred vision and some weird shit
it works miracles
u'll need to have many sessions before u cure it la
but wat the hell, its juz RM10 per session
old geezers
more old geezers
did i mention there's this dude sitting right behind me
and he keeps releasing melodious long farts
and another old geezer who sits diagonally opposite to me
keeps showing off his handphone to his fren
which has this cute young japanese idol on his wallpaper
tourist trap
Jonker Street Kwan Yin temple
old geezers sleeping
picnic by the hills and forests
wouldn't it be nice
H.E.
shopping dad
i fell asleep on the coach
and when i woke up
we're at JUSCO
its about 2 times the size of Vivo City
maybe bigger
look at the broad pavements
they even have seats for impatient men
waiting for their wives while they're shopping
JUSCO actually puts up customer complain letters
and the management's reply to them
but look at the one on the left
the management's handwriting look like some kid's
guanzuo's favourite brand
ooh.. looks tasty
candy ice-cream!
i remembered being asked at T2 Cold Storage
why does two same bottles of Olive Oil have different colours
up till today i still don't know the answer
but i would like to be asked again
this is awesome
they actually take out the coconut flesh
CONTAINING the juice inside in a ball
means they'll give u a ball of flesh wit the juice inside
means u can eat the whole thing
brilliant! brilliant!
Bamboo Garden Seafood for dinner
i was going to the toilet
but came out of the wrong exit
found myself in the banqueting room
i promised myself i'll never work banquet again
behind the restaurant is a driving range
i so miss going to a range
its been friggin' long
i dun even think i remember how to swing a club
i remember watching em fishes at Sheng Shiong supermarkets
totally enjoy it
but not anymore
did i mentioned there were old ladies too?
i think i scared them when my wing slipped out of my collar
and when they see a stud on my tongue
i repel old women
after the meal i went to the range
it feels so good to be at the range
just whackin balls as far as you can
and counting 5ct, 5ct, 5ct, 5ct..
should realli visit the range soon
and i sent a lil prayer to God
Forgive me, I wanna start afresh..
oh yea
i bought this cigarette
the brand Matt bought me from Japan
during the better days
and i found this lil slip in my cigarette box
its a new flavor coming out
Marlboro Intense
means u die faster?
i'ma quit smoking soon, mayne
after Aston's
after the orange rose
checked my 4D
you know wat?
i've always and only played iBet
and this once, just this once in my life
i forgot to shade the iBet box
and my number stuck Top Prize
WHAT THE PONG?
where's the justice?
Erase.. Erase.. Erase..
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
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