who insisted i was trying to 冬眠 (hibernate)
after sleeping for the whole day without eating anything
i decided to head out to the Old Folks Home
to do some community service (yeah right!)
but Pangster kept bugging me to go have dinner wit her
after making her wait from 7pm to 10pm
i decided its time for her to eat
Trying to be difficult
Pangster insisted the aunty in white
looks like an Orang Utan
Whole night listening to her
"Make me shit!"
"I got smelly feet!"
and ranting on and on about cheapskate people
K, Pangster, you got LIFE!
How can her Nepalese boyfriend even stand her nonsense?
The Anunnakis on my rooftop must be pissed at her
for being such a pain in the ass
it rained contact lens on her hair
damn gross right?
Then she demanded i massage her before she go
when Jelly sms me, Pangster kept complaining
when i replying sms
"USE BOTH HANDS!
Tell her its getting late, ask her go sleep."
Pangster "Sometimes girls can act la, dumb"
Ming "K, girls got LIFE!"
I woke up on Tuesday morning
with a series of bad dreams - I swear
not gonna meet Pangster at night anymore
she gives me nightmares
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